Hey la, hey la, my Billy's back! OK, if you didn't get it, trying singing the headline to the oldies tune, "My boyfriend's back". Got it now? I'm really sorry because it's probably gonna be stuck in your head all day! But at least I hope you have visions of Billy getting his ass fucked by milky white hotness Owen every time you sing that song! Milky white hotness! Owen's straight, just 18 and he has a beautiful body and long curved cock. Where were these kids when I was 18?! We could have had SO much fun!
But the real news here is that Billy's getting rammed again! I was a little afraid he'd retired from the porn biz since I hadn't seen him on Sean Cody for a while. But I guess he just needed to rest his hole a bit after getting it worn out by every big dick in California! (Just kidding Billy! You're very tight.) Isn't it super hot that he's returned with a hairy chest?! He's so fucking HOT! Watch hairy hotness Billy get fucked by milky white hotness Owen here.
Squatting on a giant dildo is a really, really, really good workout for both your quads and your anus. I really believe that every man's anus needs a thorough workout every day. EVERY DAY!!!
Not quite sure what exercises you need to do to get a really muscular anus? Well then watch these guys! First you have to wear nothing but a jock strap. Then you have to oil up your workout partner. Make sure you grease him up all over! Next, lay on a mat and start stretching out your man hole with a finger. If you're already experienced with one finger, use 2 or 3. Finally, plant your hole firmly on the head of your giant dildo and let it all the way inside your ass. Get your partner to spot you so you can squat all the way down! Watch Lukas and Johnny workout their anuses here.
Inspect those cocks, boys! Cause I sure am! That's about all I'm looking at — those amazing, young, fresh pieces of cock meat! Yum, yum, yum! Ricky and Dean are SO delicious I wish I could get my mouth on both of them. At the same time! Wouldn't that be a wonderful treat?
Ricky is the dark-haired jock with the fucking ripped abs. Dean is the blond boy with the adorable smile and amazing blue eyes. Both of them have great bushes you rarely get to see in porn nowadays. To all you boys out there, STOP SHAVING, BUZZING, TRIMMING! Hair is totally in right now, so let it grow out! I wanna see it. Who else?! Watch these hot college jocks play with their cocks here.
Amazing fucking abs! I know, I know. Gage has posed for more than Playgirl. He's totally made the circuit with all the nude model sites and gay porn sites, but you have to admit he has a fuckin' hot body. Who doesn't want to see his lean muscular body over and over and over again?! If he's willing to give me full frontal, I'm willing to look at it!
However, I would like to see him get it on with some guys. It always seems like he's flying solo. I wanna see him bent over with a train of muscle men jamming their huge cocks in his tight little ass! Is that too much to ask?! I feel like it's a totally reasonable request. Won't one of the porn sites pay him enough to convince him to do it?!?! Get on it someone! Admire Gage's sizzlin' hot abs in action here.
Hungry for a little cum? Jurek sure is! He seems to really love getting his tight straight hole fucked by some big-dicked guys. Last time he got fucked by my crush Berke. What a little bottom slut Jurek's become! And he's more than willing to swallow Jacob's cumload in this video. Either he's getting paid ALOT of money or he loves the taste of sperm. Probably both. I applaud him.
So what's Jacob's excuse for fucking manhole in this vid? Apparently he'll fuck any hole you put in front of him, so why not make money doing it? Good answer! I don't know, why not? Jacob, convince more of your hot straight friends to make some money too! Watch straight guys suck, fuck and swallow here.
I have a dreamy, sizzlin' hot tattooed guy for you today. I have a dream where that super hot guy takes off all his clothes and jerks his thick cock for a really long time. I have a dream where I jerk my own cock as I watch that super hot guy cum all over the place. That's a pretty good dream, isn't it?!
David's totally worth dreaming about, wouldn't you say? FUCK YAH!! He's definitely the hottest guy I've seen on the porn sites in the new year. The half-sleeve tattoos are a HUGE turn on for me. Not to mention his tight, lean, muscular body and his dark treasure trail that goes down to his beautiful, big-headed cock. Um…and what about his ass? It's a-fuckin-mazing! Have you ever seen such a muscular asshole?! Seriously that asshole might be the strongest asshole in the world. It's so bulging with muscles! What exercises does he do to get it so strong?! I think I may know and I'll have to dream about it tonight. Watch dreamy David jerk his cock here.
Did you know the British are soooooo polite that if you steal from their store, they'll have sex with you?! And on top of that, they'll let you fuck them bareback?! How gentlemanly and chivalrous of them! If I'm not mistaken, the whole barebacking in a bookstore thing is a deep-rooted tradition of the British people that goes all the way back to Henry VIII's reign. I think I saw something about it in "Elizabeth: The Golden Age". OH! And did you know that you can get out of a parking ticket in England by fucking the traffic cop?! It's totally true!
But seriously, the thumping sounds that come from this bareback fuck is so worth watching the video. What's better than watching a big, thick uncut cock enter a tight white ass with a loud THUMP?! There's NOTHING better! Watch British blokes fuck bareback here.
Have you ever seen a hole get so used? Holy red eye! Johnny gets his ass fucked every which way by Troy, and he loves every second of it! Um … is there a position they don't fuck in? I mean, Johnny even gets fucked upside down! That's a hot photo, that upside-down one. Johnny's dirty feet and big toes in the forefront, his ballsac and taint exposed for the world to see — and drool over — and the whole time there's a dick in his ass. Pretty impressive.
I must admit Dixter is quickly becoming one of my favorite porn sites. They have a ton of hot men, like Kelson and Brock, and they're totally amateurs who you won't see on other sites. Gimme more of those Canadian hunks! Watch Troy fuck Johnny's ass til it's red!
I must still be hungry cause I need another helping of beefcake. A nice, big, juicy helping of dark, uncut meat. Thank you Julian for feeding my hunger with your bulging, muscular straight hotness. GOD! Look how wide his wings are! That's a fucking HOT backside. And his smile is so adorable! Doesn’t he seem like the nicest guy you'd ever fuck? Like he would do everything he could to please you? All you'd have to do is lay there until you shot your cumload all over his hairy chest. Sometimes it's nice to just sit back and let someone do all the work. I would definitely hire Julian for that job!
Dark hair, dark eyes, hairy body. That is my favorite type of guy! And that beautiful uncut cock! Is it just me or are there a ton of uncut guys in porn nowadays? I've never seen so much uncutness — not that I'm complaining! I'm more than hard watching the cum drip from Julian's foreskin. HOT! Watch straight beefcake Julian jerk his uncut cock here.
HEAVY METAL!! Ha ha. I love how Josh is throwing us the heavy metal devil horns. It's fuckin' awesome. I wish he were sticking his tongue out instead of flashing that adorable white smile of his, though. It would've made the photo a little more hardcore. But his bulging body, thick pink cock and buzzed blond pubes are more than enough reason to excuse him — this time!
GOD! Isn't this military beefcake delicious?! I could gnaw on his bone for good while! Pour a little A1 sauce on it and just devour everything he has to give. Yah, feed me Josh! Wait what am I talking about? I haven't eaten yet so my hunger must be clouding my thoughts. You go watch beefcake Josh stroke his thick pink cock here while I go get some lunch! Feed me!
Carter just might have the hottest pits MANBEAT's ever seen. I don't know what it is about his armpits, but they put a tingle in my pingle. (Don't ask me where pingle came from. You know what I mean!) I'm not a big pit fetishist but there's something special about Carter's hairy underarms. If you have the answer, enlighten me please! Maybe it's the definition of his muscular beefcake body as he extends his arm over his head. Maybe it's the superhuman amount of dark, luxurious hair in his hot, moist crease. Maybe it's because he knows how hot they are and loves to show them off. Seems like it after looking back at my last post about him.
Maybe it's just because he's a hot straight guy and I'm overly jealous of Cody. One day I'll get my mouth on some straight cock! ONE DAY!!! Watch lucky Cody suck pit-o-licious Carter's cock here!
Jonny's body is just fuckin' sick! I mean, it just makes me so fuckin' jealous. He's lean, ripped, cut, strapping, fit, powerful, robust, PERFECT! I've decided he needs to have the name Jonny Goodbodyhungcock. The name just rolls right off the tongue, doesn't it? It's the first thing that popped into my head when I saw him (ok, maybe the 5th or 6th thing that popped into my head).
So, that's a really big, thick cock, isn't it? It's pretty a-fucking-mazing. There's not much more I can say about it other than I demand an in-person inspection. You hear me, Goodbodyhungcock?! Bring me your dick so I can inspect it in person — with my tonsils and prostate. Gimme NOW! No? OK, maybe for my birthday then. Watch 4 free clips of Jonny Goodbodyhungcock stroke his massive meat here and 4 more free clips here.
And is it just me or are more kids these days getting both nips pierced? I feel like in the past month I've come across 4 or 5 young men with nipple rings. Is this the latest trend? I'll be watching closely.
MANBEAT thinks Berke likey the manhole. He's straight, yet this is the second gay ass he's fucked in a matter of weeks. Last time he fucked Jurek and the time before that he shot his cumload into Ronnie's mouth. Methinks Berke is addicted to the gay. It's a very tempting drug, that gay! I know the effects firsthand. Once I had my first taste of gay, I just couldn't keep it out of my mouth! I promise in his next video he'll be bent over getting his virgin ass fucked by Danny or Harley. TRUST!
But let us all give thanks that Berke is hooked to the gay. If you've been following my blog for a while you know I have a huge hard on for Berke. I love tall, dark, hairy studs with long, straight cocks. But I must admit that in this video Carlton totally steals the scene. Carlton is such a good little bottom boy. His body is fucking impeccable, he smiles all the time and enjoys every second he's sucking and being fucked by big dick. He's more than willing to get down under or climb on top. AND he's not afraid to lick up all the cum he can get his tongue on (like here)! I think that's a very admirable trait in a bottom. For he's a jolly good fellow! (MANBEAT in no way encourages licking up all the cum you can get your tongue on. Safe sex is what my lawyers say to say.) Watch hung and hairy Berke fuck Carlton's tight gay ass here.
Holy hotness! Payne and Max might be the hottest twosome MANBEAT's ever seen! The bodies of these two young men are absolutely breathtaking, and we get to watch them together as they pump iron and pump their cocks. How lucky for us! Max with his dark, clean-cut hair, adorable smile, ripped abs and long, straight cock. And Payne with his broad shoulders, huge pecs and big, bulbous dickhead. What an amazingly thick dickhead! Imagine it entering and stretching your anus and then pounding inside your ass. Hold on a sec as I enjoy that fantasy ……… Ok, I'm back.
I'm totally in love with Payne's ass. Have you seen one that perfectly covered with a carpet of blond hair?! I could pet it all day long. And can I also mention Payne's underwear? Spongebob boxers?! OMG! That's soooooooo cute! Oh, straight boys and their Spongebob boxers. Go watch the video of this hotness here.
I'm baaaaaack! Did y'all miss me? You're probably like, "Who is this crazy person?" Well, it's been a week of no posts, so I don't blame you for not remembering. I've been spending all week redesigning MANBEAT so it's easier for you to read and navigate, and so you can have more pictures to look at. I originally planned on launching the redesign on Jan. 1, but I was visiting my family over the holidays and you can't really have gay porn flying about when your mom is around! Maybe your mom, but NOT my mom!
So I'm back with the daily posts and today we have Brock! Isn't he hot?! Totally! Well, he's totally straight too. And even though he's fine with rockin' the cock, he didn't want to show the hole! I guess if you get paid enough, you're willing to do a little more. And thank fucking goodness! Because Brock's asshole is a beautiful hairy doughnut filled with strawberry delight! Couldn't you just eat it all day long?! YUM!!!
So the newest addition to MANBEAT is the enlarge function. (Insert your own penis joke here) When you see a thumbnail with a +, click it to enlarge the photo. Try it now with Brock's anus pic! FUN!!! Oh, and if you can tell what his stomach tattoo says, would you let a bitch know?! I can't figure it out!
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